PTFO

PTFO

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A classic

A classic

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"(4:33:50 PM) Ian Oland: from orbit?
(4:33:53 PM) Ian Oland: obit?
(4:34:01 PM) Me: orbit
(4:34:05 PM) Me: nuke from orbit
(4:34:16 PM) Ian Oland: never heard of that expression before
(4:34:28 PM) Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCbfMkh940Q
(4:34:58 PM) Ian Oland: what is this
(4:35:00 PM) Ian Oland: predator?
(4:35:01 PM) Me: Aliens!
(4:35:02 PM) Me: OMIGOD
(4:35:05 PM) Me: I want to hit you in the face
(4:35:08 PM) Me: IN THE FACE
(4:35:12 PM) Ian Oland: WHY WOULD ANYONE HAVE WATCHED THIS MOVIE
(4:35:16 PM) Ian Oland: RLY
(4:35:21 PM) Me: WHAT THE FECK
(4:35:25 PM) Me: IT IS A SCI FI CLASSIC
(4:35:40 PM) Ian Oland: Do you not realize how abnormal you are? hahahahahaha
(4:35:50 PM) Me: IT IS YOU WHO IS ABNORMAL I AM THE ONLY NORMAL ONE ALIVE"

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RMNB Commenter JS024’s Greatest Hits

JS024 • 3 minutes ago
There isn’t another team in NHL that would take Ovechkin and his contract. He is a coach killer and the main reason Dale Hunter left.

JS024 • 4 minutes ago
Ovie scored 50 goals so what, he was on the ice when his opponents scored 90 or more. Ovechkin and Backstrom do not play defense worth a crap and having them out there is like giving the other team a 5 on 3 power play when they come down the ice. I would go wallow in ignorance but I can’t find your mother.

JS024 • 10 minutes ago
Ovechkin -2 in Caps 5-2 win. Why is it the other teams score most of their goals while Ovechkin is on the ice.

JS024 • 13 hours ago
Bullshit Ovie is a coach killer. If you want to see a moron I would suggest looking in your mirror. Sidney Crosby is the greatest player of Ovies era by far. His name is on the cup, Ovechkins will never be. OMT regarding your comment “that weren’t good enough to make the league.” We are the fans who pay good money and fill the seats. Without fans, and money there is no league! GO HOME OVIE!

JS024 • 14 hours ago
RMNB needs to go home!

JS024 • 14 hours ago
Way to go Ovie you scored 50 while your lack of defense helped your opponents score 90+.

JS024 • 14 hours ago
Like I said Ovie scored 50 and watched the other team score 90 while he was on the ice. The caps cannot play 5 on 4 while Ovechkin lingers at the red line looking for a pass.

JS024 • a day ago
Ovechkin has 50 goals. 23 are Power Play goals which do not count in +/-. 27 of Ovechkin’s goals earn a +. Anytime the Caps score a non power play goal while Ovechkin is on the ice he also get a +. Anytime the opponent scores a goal while Ovechkin is on the ice he gets a - unless it’s a power play goal. Ovechkin’s +/- rating is currently -34. He has at least 27 +’s from his own goals not counting other goals that were scored while he was on the ice. Take 27 add 34 and you get 61 goals minimum scored against the Caps while Ovechkin was loafing on the ice. When you add other +’s he received by teammates scoring while he was on the ice it makes it more than probable the opponent has scored 90 or more of the Caps 237 goals against while Ovechkin was on the ice. The numbers don’t lie.

JS024 • a day ago
Ovie’s talent is not wasted. He is a goal scorer not a complete hockey player. While he has scored 50 goals his opponents have scored 90 or better while he was on the ice loafing.

JS024 • a day ago
Stupid is as stupid does. So what you score 50 goals. The other team scored 90 while you were on the ice.

JS024 • a day ago
Ovie should go play golf there is no blue line on the fairways. He thinks a back check is something you do in checkers.

JS024 • a day ago
There is no explaining it the Capitals opponents have scored no less than 61 goals when Ovechkin is on the ice. Considering he gets a + when anyone on his shift scores a non power play goal it is more like the other team has scored 100 goals when Ovechkin was on the ice. The Craps have given up 237 which is 11 more than they have scored. JH the fact that you think Ovie is something special is probably why you work at Burger King.

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Hockey.

Hockey.

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Awful typography ruins decent copy

Awful typography ruins decent copy

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lysergic-asshole:

SMACKDOWN. GEORGE RR MARTIN WINS EVERY DEBATE EVER FOR THE REST OF TIME.

Strombo and George. This is what it’s like when world’s colliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide.

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Dunk gets a shoutout ~ S04E01

(Can GRRM officially confirm that Dunk & Brienne are related? Please?)

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Jojo’s rolled pant leg means she is dealing

Jojo’s rolled pant leg means she is dealing

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ridexridexponyx:

if you dont like otters i dont like you

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Captain America: The Winter Soldier

No spoilers.

Loved it.

  • Loved Ed Brubaker’s cameo.
  • Loved Cap hanging out with Peggy.
  • Loved the slow burn on Sharon.
  • Bummed about how little screentime Peggy got.
  • Ditto with Maria.
  • Bummed no one said, “I’m with Cap!”
  • Loved Falcon. Knew I would.
  • Loved the Winter Soldier.
  • Loved the moment with the water and the sinking.
  • Hated the last Falcon fight.
  • Loved the gadgets.
  • Loved loved loved the headstone.
  • Love the namedrop.
  • Loved Stan Lee’s cameo.
  • Loved the theme and how true to Caps’ character it struck.
  • Loved the guts to actually use that theme for a big international action movie.
  • Confused about what this means for the TV show.
  • Hate Shandling. Don’t know why.
  • Love that Cap is the hero that heroes look up to.
  • Love that the next one is just a few months away.
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Just found this in my car. Another lifetime.

Just found this in my car. Another lifetime.

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GPOhnevermind

GPOhnevermind

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